I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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