I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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