You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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