You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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