if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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