just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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