i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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