he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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