he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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You. Win. At. Life.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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