I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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