oh god the rape fog is back!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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