why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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