next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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