He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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