just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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