We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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