I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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