What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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