..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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