# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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