Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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