? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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