what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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