Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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