I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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