why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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