That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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