If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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