I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
