Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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