i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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Hippo gnu deer
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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