i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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