Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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