but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Is it penis luge time yet?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
