How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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