I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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