How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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