everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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