Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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