Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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