Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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