i permit you to call me
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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