Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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