Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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