S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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