i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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