home. puking in laundry basket.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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