Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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