Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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