Already got asked if we're dating
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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