what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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