Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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