You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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