She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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