Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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